Want
to amaze your friends, astound your enemies, and worry your parents?
Then you’ve come to the right place. Follow along with Mr. Jax’s instructions and you’ll soon be flopping your rubber chicken with the best rubber chicken floppers in the world. Or the worst rubber chicken floppers in the world,if you’re one of those who insists on flopping your rubber chicken the wrong way—which, by the way, would make Mr. Jax most unhappy.
Then you’ve come to the right place. Follow along with Mr. Jax’s instructions and you’ll soon be flopping your rubber chicken with the best rubber chicken floppers in the world. Or the worst rubber chicken floppers in the world,if you’re one of those who insists on flopping your rubber chicken the wrong way—which, by the way, would make Mr. Jax most unhappy.
What you’ll need:
1 arm
1 rubber chicken (preferably one not stuffed with
foam)
a willingness to lose yourself in the great, all-encompassing
floppy rubber chicken spirit that surrounds us.
