Hey, wow! Thanks for coming to our official unofficial Erasmus Twiddle website. Are you wondering what “official unofficial” means? Well, it means that we tried to get Erasmus’s seal of approval but he refused to give it to us. What were we supposed to do, shut down our site just because Mr. Famous and Talented Not-Detective didn’t want anything to do with us? That wouldn’t have been fair. So here we are. And it’s official: we’re unofficial!

Want an Erasmus Twiddle mug, T-shirt or lunch box? Sorry. We don’t have any such stuff here. How about a not-detective notebook signed by Erasmus Twiddle himself? Sorry. Don’t have those either. What do we have? you ask. Well, we don’t want to brag, but it just so happens that we have exclusive photos of Erasmus Twiddle’s broken shoelaces and a strand of his used dental floss.

The Official Unofficial Erasmus Twiddle Website: Nowhere else can you (unofficially) get so close to Grmkville’s famous and Talented not-detective while (officially) remaining so far away!